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Australia has a long tradition of supplying cannon fodder for its imperial overlords – (Britain 1788-1958, and America 1958-Armageddon) – any time they decide to embark on a new adventure. This first began in the Boer War, which wound up with Edward Woodward

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Australia is the best!!! And I mean, THE best! Like, take all of the best countries you can think of right now. Such as: United States of America Britain, and ItalyAustralia is way

Australia consists largely of people who do not come from a country other than Australia. The long and the short of it is that Australians love beer, money, beer, cricket, beer, football, beer, sodomy, beer and anything they can fuck (including beer). Things they can’t

The People’s Republic of Australia (PRA), also known as Red Australia or Communist Australia is a country located in a continent south of Indonesia. It is the GLOURIOUS PLACE in the world. Like China, it is the birthplace of everything, including the rotary clothes

South Australia is the former state of Kansas, which was kicked out of the United States of America for being too bland. The capital of which was Adelaide. Its official name was 「The Seventh Layer of Hell」, and it was under the authority of the Northern Territory until

Australia felt threatened by the inbred, unholy super-army of Tasmania, so they cut Tasmania from the mainland, severing ties with them. The Tasmanians are not great ship builders so their score or so inhabitants are stranded there in splendid isolation until they can inbreed enough people to build a human bridge to the mainland to launch their second assault on Australia.

Pages in category 「Australia」 The following 168 pages are in this category, out of 168 total.

Creationist argument In a warning to believers, ChristianScience.net states that, “One of the oldest arguments that devil-worshipping pagan, cat-sacrificing evolutionists always bring up is that there is a giant island in the South Pacifc by the name of Australia. As Christians

Queensland, often referred to as 「The Only State」 by its residents, and a laughing stock by everyone else is a 『Strayan state known for its ridiculous heat, cane toads, abundance of sporting legends and being Australia’s Texas and the source of 99.9 per cent of

New Australia Only read this part if you’re Australian. If you’re not, skip to the History part New Australia (not to be confused with Victoria), commonly mispronounced as the Booty Islands is a huge illegal and uncalled piece of the Australian continent. They are

South Australia is the former state of Kansas, which was kicked out of the United States of America for being too bland. The capital of which was Adelaide. Its official name was 「The Seventh Layer of Hell」, and it was under the authority of the Northern Territory until

Queensland, often referred to as 「The Only State」 by its residents, and a laughing stock by everyone else is a 『Strayan state known for its ridiculous heat, cane toads, abundance of sporting legends and being Australia’s Texas and the source of 99.9 per cent of

New Australia Only read this part if you’re Australian. If you’re not, skip to the History part New Australia (not to be confused with Victoria), commonly mispronounced as the Booty Islands is a huge illegal and uncalled piece of the Australian continent. They are

Perth is the capital and largest city in Western Australia. It has a warm and pleasant climate, and many iconic and award-winning buildings. Perth is one of the fastest growing cities in Australia. It is also known as “The City of Lights”, or affectionately by its locals

The Australia Story (AKA the Dreamtime AKA How Australia Is Better Than America, Our Older and Crappy But Strong Friend) [] The Australian story is an awesome one, spanning millions of years. Today, Australia’s shape is still left unchanged. Chapter 1 (God

Creationist argument In a warning to believers, ChristianScience.net states that, “One of the oldest arguments that devil-worshipping pagan, cat-sacrificing evolutionists always bring up is that there is a giant island in the South Pacifc by the name of Australia. As Christians

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia Jump to navigation Jump to search For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Christmas in Australia.

Melbourne (Melburnus planis) is a city in Australia, best known for being the greatest (and flattest, hence planis) city in the entire world. Even more than Greatville, Kentucky. It was founded in 1835 by Batman himself, who bargained with the local Aboriginal leaders and bought all the land in the area, in exchange for three blankets, a handful of beans and a broken iPod.

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. Jump to: navigation, search Australian values are a collection of things by and for which the Australian people live. Teasing kangaroos, throwing shrimps onto Barbie dolls, and guzzling Fosters while ruthlessly

Australian English (AuE; en-AU[a]) is the set of varieties of the English language native to Australia. Although English has no official status in the Constitution, Australian English is the country’s national and de facto official language as it is the first language of the majority of the population. Australian English

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Parliament has been operating in Australia ever since some old politicians got sleepy and decided to unite Australia. Once united they decided to put together a room to hold many more grumpy old men who care more about that rash they got last sunday to the

The Australia Story (AKA the Dreamtime AKA How Australia Is Better Than America, Our Older and Crappy But Strong Friend) [] The Australian story is an awesome one, spanning millions of years. Today, Australia’s shape is still left unchanged. Chapter 1 (God

Townsville is a city in North Queensland, Australia. Named by someone who was late for their bus, it is the birthplace of Carthaginian general Hannibal and home to the Powerpuff Girls. Described by many as hell on earth, the Mercury never falls below 1 million

Wikipedia is hosted by the Wikimedia Foundation, a non-profit organization that also hosts a range of other projects. Download Wikipedia for Android or iOS Save your favorite articles to read offline, sync your reading lists across devices and customize your

The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War, was a war fought between the country of Australia and a flock of emus. It is still remembered in Australia today as the greatest defeat ever incurred on the Australian nation and her subjects.

Aboriginal Australia [] Aborigines before European contact [] It is commonly known that before Captain Cook’s arrival to Australia, the land was Terra Nullius meaning no humans lived there. Lately a rumor has been spreading that before colonization, native people

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. Jump to: navigation, search Unaustralia Buy products not made in Australia, such as cheap Chinese surfboards and electrical appliances (yes, looks like we are all unAustralian) Don’t rejoice at the sound of

Encyclopedia Dramatica (often abbreviated ED[4] and æ) is a parody-themed wiki website launched on December 10, 2004, that uses MediaWiki software[5] to lampoon encyclopedia topics and current events, especially those related or relevant to contemporary Internet culture. It often serves as a repository of information and a

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Angela White was born on 4 March 1985 in Sydney, Australia. She began her career in the adult industry in 2003. [1] [3] Her first scene was shot by Score just after she turned 18 years old. [3] In 2007, White was named Score magazine’s Voluptuous Model of.

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The English Wikipedia is the English-language edition of the free online encyclopedia Wikipedia. Founded on 15 January 2001, it is the first edition of Wikipedia and, as of April 2019[update], has the most articles of any of the editions.[2] As of October 2019, 12% of articles in all Wikipedias belong to the English

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Uncyclopedia is the fag version of ED. A long time ago, Like, maybe around 1337 (lolmg!) CE, someone- Wait, It was Mr. T. Yeah, Mr. T, he got some ninjas together, they were his homies. Anyways, the ninjas were totally hardcore gangstas from Mars who fought

United States of Australia From Encyclopedia Dramatica Jump to navigation Jump to search Everything you need to know about Australia The official Australian Coat Of Arms. The official Australian Flag. The arse of the world. LONG LIVE TEH KING OF , or the

Immigration is the international movement of people to a destination country of which they are not natives or where they do not possess citizenship in order to settle or reside there, especially as permanent residents or naturalized citizens, or to take up employment as a migrant worker or temporarily as a foreign worker.[1

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Undefinitive, defiantly selective and unapologetically recondite, The Uncyclopedia is a compendium of knowledge neither trivial nor essential, yet always illuminating. Here at last in one convenient volume are lists of governors-general, Norse gods, phobias and

Balwyn High School is a state-run high school (years 7–12) in the Melbourne suburb of North Balwyn, in Victoria, Australia. It was established in 1954. As of February 2013, it had 1948 students, making it the fourth largest secondary school in Victoria. The postwar student population expanded.

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Contrary to Popular Belief among the English, Australia is no longer a colony of criminal miscreants and has grown annoyingly wealthy. The new 21st century Queen of Australia, Victoria Beckham, has pleaded with Australia to grow up and be independent.

Crime is that intimate action one takes when they want to ignore all societal norms and get their way with the least amount of hassle. Since society tends to look down upon this Go Getter attitude of doing your own thing it is very important to not get caught, or in

Buy The Uncyclopedia by Gideon Haigh (9781877008870) from Boomerang Books, Australia’s Online Independent Bookstore Favourite Links General Fiction for Children Picture Books & Early Learning Fantasy Fiction for Children Young Adult (YA) Fiction

The character of Poland, represented as a ball coloured like an upside-down Polish flag. Polandball, also known as countryballs, refers to user-generated visual art, typically manifesting as online comics, where countries are personified as (typically) spherical personas decorated with their country’s flag, interacting in often broken

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